420 Bunny vs. The Mona Lisa

When I went to Europe in 1994, I visited the Mona Lisa in Paris.  She didn't disappoint.  It something is to see.  But what I wouldn't give for a limited edition 420-copies-only signed print of 420 Bunny by Grace Slick. I don't know what the painting is actually called, but 420 Bunny is a great … Continue reading 420 Bunny vs. The Mona Lisa

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The Chrome Nun Takes Off Her Burka

“Through literacy you can begin to see the universe. Through music, you can reach anybody. Between the two, there is you, unstoppable.”  Grace Slick Grace Slick rocks.  More than merely having a great singing voice, she's also a snarky (but repentant) drunk, dresses like a sexy psychedelic nun on American Bandstand, makes impressive paintings with … Continue reading The Chrome Nun Takes Off Her Burka

Repel The Muslim Hordes With Healing

  Nobody with any self-respect or human sympathy is truly concerned about the feelings of the clitoris-cutting, acid-throwing, honor-killing, fag-tossing Muslim invaders of the West, aided and abetted by estrogentrified politicians and brainwashed, self-hating leftists and fake feminists. For the rest of us, I believe I have a solution to the problem.  Put this band … Continue reading Repel The Muslim Hordes With Healing

Going Soon In Aztlan (The Best English Lyrics Are Translations of Spanish Lyrics)

When I went to Europe in 1994, I befriended two French girls in Berlin who spoke terrible English.  We met at the hostel, "became friends," and went out and got drunk and had fun in the mutually-foreign and completely indecipherable street layout of Berlin.  We got so lost we asked a cop for directions; he … Continue reading Going Soon In Aztlan (The Best English Lyrics Are Translations of Spanish Lyrics)

Not a Review of a Movie I’m Never Going To See

It's debatable what tends to be the first thing to go when a fascist regime takes control.  The dissenters, the thinkers, the arts?  A combination of all three?  The answer is yes.  And yes and yes and yes. The only question is whether the fascist regime is using political means, cultural means, or both.  When … Continue reading Not a Review of a Movie I’m Never Going To See